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potatoknishesofficial:

Oh god

potatoknishesofficial:

Oh god

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deadlysick:

R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.

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tgemini:

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theclearlydope:

Pre-tip.
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this dude got premade cards for this bitch



Favorite story ever

tgemini:

yungronstoppable:

sitonmylightsaber:

theclearlydope:

Pre-tip.

[via]

this dude got premade cards for this bitch

Favorite story ever

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susaaan:

Nobody could ever understand the love i have for this show

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sushinfood:

collar-fullofchemistry:

justcomingalongfortheride:

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zombiegrinder:

Holy shit, this is the greatest

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL

This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.

how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.

Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.

jfc I can’t believe I watched this at 3:00 in the morning, but this is horrible

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death-by-lulz:

thats-significantly-raven:

beneath-a-moonlit-sky:

tyleroakley:

"The Most Dramatic Rendition of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" You’ll Ever Hear"


"OKAAAAAY BYEEEEEE"

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was not it

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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freddyskrueger:

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illumahottie:

pissogyny:

babeobaggins:

I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGG

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

That was actually me as a kid.

he petty

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pjcalamity:

isaac:

is that hermione granger

It’s LeviOsa not levio-ra-ra-ah- ah-aaah.

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lzbth:

correct method

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